Tier 1 · VIP
100 reservations
$499
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Tier 2 · Early Bird
200 reservations
$599
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$999
Tier 1 is the cheapest price this desk will ever have. When these 100 are gone, Tier 2 opens at $599 — still $400 off retail, but $100 more than this.
$2 today holds your Saloon Desk at $499 instead of $999 when the Kickstarter opens on 28 October 2026. Your $2 comes off that, so you pay $497.
That is the whole offer. No card is stored, there is no subscription, and if the campaign does not go ahead we refund your $2 in full.
Only 100 reservations are offered at this price. When they're gone, they're gone.
Pay $2 and your confirmation arrives by email within minutes, with a reservation code. You use it on 28 October to unlock a private reward tier that only code holders can see.
Not ready for $2? Scroll down and leave your email instead. We'll send you one message the moment the Kickstarter opens — no payment, no card, and you keep your shot at the half-price window.
Why the desk costs what it costs
The Saloon Desk replaces both a desk and an office chair. It is 70 lb of rigid steel, made in Poland by a manufacturer of gym equipment — not a flat-pack laptop tray. A well-regarded ergonomic office chair on its own is $1,000 or more, and a sit-stand desk is several hundred on top of that. At $999 the Saloon Desk costs less than the two pieces of furniture it removes from your room. At $499 it is not really a comparison.
What you're reserving
It sits over your sofa or armchair at the right height, so you sit back with your feet up instead of hunching forward over a desk.
- Four VESA sockets/posts = 2 screens or 2 laptop mounts. Max screen size 40-inch.
- 70 lb of rigid steel — made in Poland by a manufacturer of gym equipment.
- 2 soft TPE elbow pads, 4 cup holders.
- Folds away in sixty seconds when you're done.
- 1 mm steel surface layer under the high-grade, self-adhesive, edge-to-edge mouse mats. Washable and replaceable.
- Works with an ordinary office chair too — it's just better with a couch.
The small print, honestly
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Your $2 is credited toward your pledge. You'll back at $497 instead of $499 on our private reservation tier.
- This is not a pledge and not a pre-order. You still back the project on Kickstarter when it launches on 28 October 2026.
- Your reservation is held against your email address and cannot be transferred. One per person.
- This reservation tier is limited to 100.
- If the Kickstarter campaign does not go ahead, we refund your $2 in full.
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